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Notes: The first time Gary tried this beer he got so excited, he pooped his pants on the spot. Alot of deep chocolate and caramel flavor but not overly sweet,a little breadiness and slight roast in the finish keeps that sweetness at bay. This nice little bock pours a clear dark mahogany with a modest head of white foam that settles to a thin ring, slight subtle pool, and shows light lacing.This lager is malt forward, full bodied, and finishes smooth and creamy. Maybe not the best name for the beer but it's pretty damn good. Cola colored liquid capped with a finger of white foam that settles to nothing. Aroma is huge on chocolate, which surprisingly carries through to the flavor. I hate to compare to other beers, but this one has the aroma of Atwater's Decadent Dark Chocolate Stout with the flavor of Short's Chocolate Wheat amped up woth baker's cocoa. Nose of rich chocolate, dark sweet malts, and light toffee.I sh*t my pants right on the rock wall of one of those rock climbing gyms.I took a "sportsman's chance" hoping it would just be a fart, but I lost that chance. Since college I've had a really weak stomach, but until last year I didn't know I was completely lactose intolerant.I was close, but I became stumped by my door code and just couldn't quite make it inside.
I arrived at school 30 minutes early because we had a test that day and I hadn't studied, so I was going to cram before the test in my car.
I had two options: Die like Elvis or call my little brother. And I wrecked any (not much) respect my little brother had for me.
He refused to pick me up, but I lived to tell the tale. Basically, the bathroom line at our college bar was too long, so in my inebriated state I thought I could run the half-mile home and make it.
Anyways, right after lunch, I went to Fed Ex to make prints of my yearly solo holiday card.
I was having issues with the printer, and it was taking a little bit longer than expected.